I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
that feel when you’re fighting Scylla and get a fire orb on you and start panicking and run around trying to find somebody who’s frozen and you drag it into a pool by accident and dry it up right before Ancient Flare starts happening
they saw the opportunity, they took it
i just set it up and it seems to be working
if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this
[Sensory warning for an OBNOXIOUS NOISE]
When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
I just silently laughed with tears streaming down my face for 5 minutes after only watching a second of this video.
this is the worst thing ever