May 2012
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funkies:
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT
why am i allowed to draw ever
dottily:
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLL
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RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE from SHIA LABEOUF →
snoipahkat:
WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE MY WIG CAPS
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Hate to break it to you
kats-in-space:
brittadictarnoldd:
kush2loud:
tommyxvx:
But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.
Like, without question. Just a total shithead.
I’m Shithead and I like meat.
did you know that shia labeouf means “shit the beef” in french
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If girls had a penis for a day:
thesilentsleeper:
thereturntowonderland:
hurricanepenus:
key-yeobo:
junghyukkie:
i would…
fondle it with my fahlanges and pee on the walls
fuck no lol
more like
I would rape a guy. :B
Rape jokes. Still not funny. Stop that.
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rockpapertheodore:
bronzebabybull:
am i contributing right?
btw i actually do say ‘blazing fuck’ with an accent
perfect
fucking perfect
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April 2012
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askjohnanddave:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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bleedinginkandsugar replied to your post: oh my god fuck my liiifeeee
*molest* can we skip fucking your live and just whip out some dicks? But in all seriousness you alright dear?
nocturnalvisionary replied to your post: oh my god fuck my liiifeeee
whats wrong babu?
I got an extension till wednesday on the report but I just found out that I also have the “final paper”...
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heathyr:
can i like, formally thank tumblr for educating me on sexuality and gender identities and stuff like that? because there was so much i just didn’t know before.
thank you, tumblr.
oh my god fuck my liiifeeee
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actualcannibalshialabe0uf:
Bella: i know what you are.
Edward: say it. say it out loud.
Bella: actual cannibal shia labeouf
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MY DASH IS LITERALLY A WALL OF SHIA LABEOUF
LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
Tomorrow morning:
Friends: You look really tired.
Me: Yeah I was up really late.
Friends: Why?
Me: ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF!
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