demitto:

Wow, giveaway, this is intense. I will make a shirt like the above for you (except without terrible image quality). You have some free reign with it, though!

• Black or white shirt (in whatever size and design you want. Remember: I live in Australia, so I won’t be able to buy American Apparel or whatever other brands you may know. Sorry!)
• Any god tier or troll symbol.
• Text colour of your choice.
• Whatever “Keep Calm and Carry On” parody text you want. (It should fit on five lines unless you want it smaller than in the picture.)
• I’ll put the text/symbol higher up on your shirt unless you like it like mine? (It looks kind of funny to me!)
• Optional: cat hair all over your shirt. I will leave the shirt on my bed for the cats to curl up on. I’m not even kidding.

Super duper important rules:

• You can reblog and like once each! That means you get two entries.
• No need to be following me.
• I’ll contact you through your ask box, so you need it open!
• If you live in Australia (or somewhere close), I’ll pay for shipping. If you live in the USA or some other place, I’d prefer if you did.
• You need to be comfortable with giving me your address.
• If you don’t reply within 24 hours, I’ll cry a bit and pick a new winner.
• Ends March 4th, so that’s two weeks!

(I don’t know how to end this post. :3)

(via geroniimo)

letmartyhandlethis:

grumpyandoverlyliteral:

shapeshiftandtrick:

intheimpalawithevan:

ohdearoceantown:

everybodywantstoruletheworld:

And today in the local newspaper…

 THE DOCTOR IS AMONG US

omg hes actually real

TIME LORD

Shit. Is going. Down.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

(via orangesteve)

riceballhika:

askturntechsprite:

TT: It might be easier if I go myself.

TG: nah i got this. ill look for that doofus

TT: Very well. Let me know what you find.

TG: …

TG: i found him

g…………….OD…………………….

meowgon:

semperscriptor:

sassy-gay-karkat:

cuestickgenius:

sardonicpuppeteer:

boyterror:

breath normal, nerves normal

Did I guys tell you I have the best author!anon and artist!anon on this entire fill? Well, now you know.

im going to reblog all the versions of this.

Welp.

stop shitting on my feelings……….„„„„,

all the tears

sock your art is on my dash again BEIN’ GORGEOUS

(Source: sockruse)

marshall-lee:

murderratsmartyn:

brosbutt:

sammneiland:

feathery-asshole:

okay i think i like this one better than the other black version 

i sized up a few things/lined it up and messed with the icons so that they don’t look like they’re bunched up together and more like they’re casually overlapping each other 

aka the things i do with my time

i’m also thinking about adding a nicer background but wuhjkgd

give this to me now.

yES,

/forever desperately wanting this

(Source: murderingcrows, via lostperdue)

kileyeh:

vvris:

godtieraami:

solluxsmatesprit:

jadeharleysexual:

psychophilic:

jakeshovinghisdickinskulls:

electripants:

itchy-ochinchin:

bratwursttrousers:

bigdaddydualscar:

monsterfaced:

dugem:

hairofbiebs:

aliceknowsbest:

allbeareverybear:

miamidice:

jonh stpo it: a reading

NO

I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS.

OH WAIT THIS IS IT IT WAS A READING OH FKJDJSDJKLSD

it’s that time again

no

NO NO NO NOT THIS AGAIN

SDHGOLJGLFADG

DFGLFDJGf

dgjDFjgldf

glfd

gfd

g

NO WHY WHAT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

  YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAHA THIS IS REALLY GOOD

oh my god

IM

CRYING

THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND AND EVERYTHING OMFGNKJH

EMI EMI EM IEM IEM IEMEIMEIM EMIM EMI

HHAHAHA WHAT

help   help i cant

HAHAHAH FUCK THIS IS HILARIOUS

okay so I was just now able to listen to this and

NO NO NO NO STOP WHY HELP

I

CAN’T

BREATHE

(via kelarujreblogblog)

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH