i really wanted to say it

superkianagalaxy:

1cheezymonkey:

trollcoffee:

airred:

superkianagalaxy:

zulf was always been against the “non-ura can’t ever speak the ura language” rule. he thinks that the caelondians will never respect the ura if they can’t understand their language. he taught his fiancee a couple of ura words, “i love you” being a couple of them

so of course Kid takes advantage of this and uses the first chance he gets to whisper dirty Ura phrases into Zulf’s ear because he’s a little shit like that

he would literally whisper “dirty blowjobs” just to see zulf freak out 

HOW WOULD KID EVEN LEARN THOSE WORDS

(Source: busket, via busket)

simpledisneythings:

The Princesses take over Facebook.

(via marlyindeed)

amatoralatus:

Some Loki reactions, since we all seem to be suffering from serious Avengers Feels right now. (Though admittedly not as badly as Tom…)

Credit to hiddles-love for the brilliant base graphic~

(via ghostlyparties)

flatbear:

paxieamor:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

sugarkitteh:

bigbangpunch:

BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE

2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A

3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE

4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS

5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT

6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD

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EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.

THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION

JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS

TAKE OFF FIRE

WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH

CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL

WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES

POUR IT OUT

ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE

DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE

CHEERS MATE

Oh my god

In all seriousness, these comments make up for all the snark.

That said, here’s the REAL American directions I should have made:

-ACQUIRE TEA

-INSIST THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO ACTUALLY PAY FOR THAT SHIT

-THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN

-DRINK SOME BEERS

My tea drinking method:

Boil water on pot on stove (this is a pot that apparently is only used by me; I’ve never seen anyone else use it for anything).

Put sugar and teabag in mug.

Put water in mug.

Put milk in mug.

Stir. Steep. Remove teabag.

Drink.

Pax Method:

• Put cup with tea bag under Keurig.
• Press button
• Watch hot water pour into cup
• Steep; remove tea bag
• Add sugar or honey, stir
• Drink
• Smile

New Zealand Method.

• Yes we are a country.
• Yes we drink tea.
• Yes we have sheep
• No Hobbits are not real
• No we are not Middle Earth
• No we are not Narnia
• Yes we all know Lucy Lawless and Karl Urban
• Fuck this I am moving to America
• Oh my god real irish breakfast tea costs $5 a box here.

(via hobofaerie)

hellablog:

caddylscribbles:

“He touched my hand.”

“Cut it out.”

/SCREAMS

(Source: catdyl, via postscratch-deactivated20130326)

toodlemcnoodle:

englishlada:

red-eden:

spoonster:

specialbreakfast:

wunderscheisse:

The punchies saga of Dirk and Jake countinues.

(The first comic)

I might gonna upload the panels in a comic form as well. (On my fancomic blog).

Voices work TOO well. TOO well.

WHEEZING 

OH MY GOD PERFECTION

skskomg

HOLY FUCK

SO PERFECT 

(via turntechtsunderehead)

wafflesmccoy:

misslsk:

Sure, I’ll upload everyone’s favorite Gale quote.

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

(via tychu)

vicmignogna-mpreg:

gunkind:

2tbsofirony:

gravity can bind my chest today.

dave

wow literally me when cosplaying

(via quailinator)

captainsoli:

captainsoli:

SOMEONE MAKE A ‘LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK’ OUT OF THIS.

I just had to remove all evidence of this on Facebook but SDHGADFHADFHADFAFHADFHADFH

By the way, I’m the Dave sitting in front of the John.

We’re pchooo’ing.

always reblog myself via other people

(Source: 2xknifekind, via buffdaddygone)

incensedhistoire:

now that tumblr lets me post larger gifs

i can finally post this masterpiece i made months ago

(via robotsquid)