zulf was always been against the “non-ura can’t ever speak the ura language” rule. he thinks that the caelondians will never respect the ura if they can’t understand their language. he taught his fiancee a couple of ura words, “i love you” being a couple of them
so of course Kid takes advantage of this and uses the first chance he gets to whisper dirty Ura phrases into Zulf’s ear because he’s a little shit like that
he would literally whisper “dirty blowjobs” just to see zulf freak out
HOW WOULD KID EVEN LEARN THOSE WORDS
The Princesses take over Facebook.
Some Loki reactions, since we all seem to be suffering from serious Avengers Feels right now. (Though admittedly not as badly as Tom…)
Credit to hiddles-love for the brilliant base graphic~
BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:
1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE
2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A
3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE
4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS
5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT
6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD
****EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.
THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION
JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS
TAKE OFF FIRE
WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH
CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL
WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES
POUR IT OUT
ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL
VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE
DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE
Oh my god
In all seriousness, these comments make up for all the snark.
That said, here’s the REAL American directions I should have made:
-INSIST THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO ACTUALLY PAY FOR THAT SHIT
-THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN
-DRINK SOME BEERS
My tea drinking method:
Boil water on pot on stove (this is a pot that apparently is only used by me; I’ve never seen anyone else use it for anything).
Put sugar and teabag in mug.
Put water in mug.
Put milk in mug.
Stir. Steep. Remove teabag.
- Put cup with tea bag under Keurig.
- Press button
- Watch hot water pour into cup
- Steep; remove tea bag
- Add sugar or honey, stir
New Zealand Method.
- Yes we are a country.
- Yes we drink tea.
- Yes we have sheep
- No Hobbits are not real
- No we are not Middle Earth
- No we are not Narnia
- Yes we all know Lucy Lawless and Karl Urban
- Fuck this I am moving to America
- Oh my god real irish breakfast tea costs $5 a box here.
“He touched my hand.”“Cut it out.”/SCREAMS
The punchies saga of Dirk and Jake countinues.
I might gonna upload the panels in a comic form as well. (On my fancomic blog).
Voices work TOO well. TOO well.
OH MY GOD PERFECTION
Sure, I’ll upload everyone’s favorite Gale quote.
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
gravity can bind my chest today.
wow literally me when cosplaying
SOMEONE MAKE A ‘LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK’ OUT OF THIS.
I just had to remove all evidence of this on Facebook but SDHGADFHADFHADFAFHADFHADFH
By the way, I’m the Dave sitting in front of the John.
always reblog myself via other people
now that tumblr lets me post larger gifs
i can finally post this masterpiece i made months ago