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i knew you were gonna do that omfg

im really predicktable at 3am

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definitely, i always want to wonder the intricacies of gigantic creme-filled realistic chocolate dicks in the wee morning hours

hahahahahaha, “wee” morning hours

i feel a sort of pride in knowing that the last thing i did before leaving college was drawing a detailed anatomically correct penis on my neighbor’s whiteboard

right next to the really crude one somebody else drew

my legacy

footmeetsface replied to your post: …..probing uranus

I think we all laughed at that

EDI commenting on it though

behehe

…..probing uranus

vardaesque:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

i cant fucking brreate

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i’m laughing so hard right now

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gaiaqueen:

ichthyologist:

Slippery Dick (Halichoeres bivittatus)

The slippery dick is a species of ocean dwelling fish belonging to the wrasse family. There is a wide colour variation within the species, with colours ranging from purple to green.

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#whos the asshole that named this fish

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waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

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ichthyologist:

Slippery Dick (Halichoeres bivittatus)

The slippery dick is a species of ocean dwelling fish belonging to the wrasse family. There is a wide colour variation within the species, with colours ranging from purple to green.

Kevin Bryant on Flickr

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