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notsammy-sam:
ask-the-mighty-thor:
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5070zvxrR1rvtgajo1_1280.jpg)
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]
(via turntechtsunderehead)
“Let me know if real power wants a magazine or something”
Loki is in distress over the worst dressed list
(via quailinator)
guys look at this screenshot i found
omg i can’t stop laughing
omg hes like.
YOU KNOW WHY I USE LOREAL?
BECAUSE
IM
WORTH IT.
If you flip it you get ….
I THINK I’VE CREATED A MEME
OH LORD HELP ME
ACTUAL CANNIBAL THOR ODINSON
(Source: double-dank, via footmeetsface)
i found these thor valentines for $.10 at the supermarket and i can’t stop laughing
thor how are these romantic statements you big doof
The second one though
he’s offering you his hammer valentine
It’s time to act, valentine
*eyebrow waggle*
ALL OF THE NOT-SO-SUBTLE FEELINGS WITH SASSY FLIRTY THOR!
(Source: buttkickingestdeactivating, via quailinator)
